This is my list of random quotes I've collected over the past year or so. Most of them are from me or my girlfriend, but some of them I dont remember their origin. The teapot. I dont know where the teapot quote came from.
Big boobs boing boing
I can't think with my pants on
I might be a cripple, but I can still dom you
I'm on drugs bitch. watch me
I'm still clothed. Therefore, society can suck a dick
I'm going to kiss that teapot
I thought you loved banned things! You were in band. Like, 4 of them
Stop resisting! I'll put you in a headlock
spoopy boopy
Panera? No. Bus